Mars invaded by man

I am actually in the middle of whether or not america should send a man to Mars. America should send a man to mars to see if it is habitabul. If mars is habitabul then we can make use of more resources that the earth has less of. This would be a major step in space exploration and help us find out the secrets of the universe. Dr. Robert Zubrin makes a compelling argument to why we should be on mars but Barney frank thinks that it would be a bad idea. Sending a man to mars is the easy part but coming up with the money to fund it will be hard part. It cost 100 billion plus dollars to to get started with this one project but in reality if this was to fail we would be hurt financially. The government is already 17 trillion dollars in the hole as of today and with the added 100 billion, they would be more in the hole. What they should really do is postpone any plans for sending a man to mars for about twenty years and use the 100 billion dollars to help our economy recovery from its deficit.

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Axe misunderstood

Its pretty obvious why this axe ad would be banned. The way that the people are using their dialogue  in this commercial would be misinterpreted to some people. Its funny how they use actual athletic equipment to show how axe cleans them very easy but they are trying to tel the male population that they can use this on themselves to get that fresh, clean feeling. They use a male audience too to interpret their intent of use of the product.

People would look down on this commercial if it was still airing on television because the commercial is referring to male genitalia.

 

Bathroom Party

When you see a nice bathroom at college, you expect a group of freshmen who call themselves adults,who actually have the mind capacity of a teenager, to destroy it. These freshmen believe that it needs to be broken in so they feel slightly more comfortable, as if they were in their own little environment.

These freshmen have parties in the bathroom with no less than twenty people. It seems as though it was an extreme house party that had an exclusive VIP list at the entrance of the bathroom. You can tell who was at this insane get together because their names and their supposed street names are written everywhere you look including the toilets and the ceiling. After they write their names everywhere, they decide that they drank enough and need to show everyone how much urine that they have in their bladder. This particular breed of freshmen make bets to see who can reach the furthest urinal and fill it. More often than not, they completely miss and hit everything else but the destination point. Eventually, everyone is slipping and sliding in someone’s urine.

When the urinal bet gets old, which it always does, these people become overly excited when the first person starts to throw  toilet paper wads at the ceiling and walls. Then there is always that one dumb-ass in the group that decides that it would be hilarious to throw a paper wad at someone. As soon as this happens, a fight is expected. What starts as a joke ends in a destructive mess. The stalls are hanging from their hinges, the toilet lids are split in half, and the soap dispensers are cracked by someone’s back.

As if slipping on someone’s urine wasn’t enough, we are all now falling on top of soap puddles.

Just when you start to think the party is over, something else begins to happen. They’re stomachs are so full from dinner the night before and the pancakes they had for breakfast. They start to feel that grumble in their belly that tells them it’s about to blow. When they release their bowels and are relieved, they seem to feel accomplished by their massive turd. They are so proud of themselves that they want everyone in the entire school to see their work. Or maybe math class just made them so tired that they didn’t have the effort to flush.

When the party is over, everyone just goes about their ways and doesn’t speak of what had just happened. This is an extremely exclusive VIP bathroom party. Not even the President is invited.

Alissa Royle & Jordan Taft

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Recipe for disaster

  • One pre-teen  game freak
  • One high- speed Wi-Fi connection
  • One  3D HD TV 72’
  • One PlayStation 4 with HDMI cable
  • Hi-def Surround Sound
  • Monster energy Drinks
  • Pizza on speed dial and junk food
  • Gaming Headset
  • Parents  working late
  • Battle field 4
  • Test on Wednesday

Directions:

Prepare the night before:

Set up your Samsung 72′ 3D HDTV with surround sound system. Make sure to cancel all of your plans for the next couple of days, including school. Confirm that your parents will be working until the next morning as usual and say you will be staying the night at a friend’s house on Monday and going to school from there.

The day of:

1. On Monday night, your parents are at work, go ahead and go over to your your friends house.

2. Go down to the store and grab about 6 4-packs of monsters and an abundant amount of snacks and junk food, then swing by pizza hut and pick up about 5 pizzas.

3.  Go down to gamestop and wait in line for about 5 hours until Battlefield 4 is released

4. Go back home and set up all your snacks and get ready to play the game

5. Play the game for the next 24 hours until Wednesday at 5 a.m.

6. Go to school and when your about ready to take your test, fall sleep for the whole period and fail the test

 

how to internet

If you found your way to this blog then congratulations,  you have found one of many uses for the internet. There are nine more internet resources for you to use.

1. Blogging- Used for personal journals, or topics on different subjects.

2. Research- Rule number one, DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA FOR RESEARCH, people can change Wikipedia, its better to use historical websites or websites that have the information that you need for your research.

3. Shopping online- If your lazy and don’t feel like leaving the house to buy the new NBA 2k14 game, you can go online and buy what you want and it gets delivered to your house in a week or so. There are many website to purchase merchandise from, the most popular websites are Ebay and Amazon.

4. Listen to music or download music- There are way to listen to music and download music. To listen to music, you can simply got to either Pandora or YouTube. You can download music but if you have to buy it, I have ways of downloading free music but i can’t say or I might get in trouble.

5. Games- Games are a great way to have some fun, there are dozens of games site too many for me to list cause each website could have a game that you would like. Different games include mmo games (massive-multiplayer online), rpg games (role playing games), sports games, etc…

6.  Social media- Social media keeps you connected to the outside world or keeps you connected to your friends. Popular social media sites include Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

7. School- You can either spend all day sitting in a classroom and listen to teacher lecture or you can sit in pajamas, eating a sandwich while on your couch in your living at home doing online schooling. Online school is good and bad depending on how you look at it, the bad thing about online school is that you sometimes don’t have a teacher that you can speak to face to face about a problem that you have with your work.

8. News & Weather- You can keep up on whats going on in the world through the news and get real-time weather. There are many sites for news like Wall Street Journal, New York Times, etc.. There are a couple of websites that you can go to for weather but the one that I recommend is AccuWeather.

9.  Movie- You can now watch movies online with out going to a movie theater. Isn’t that incredible the most popular website that people use for movies is Netflix because you can watch any movie that you want for only $8 a month.

10. Videos- You can watch any video that you wish from Politics to music videos, funny videos to idiotic video, From people pulling pranks on each other to dumb friends punching each other in the groin. The number 1 online video search engine in the world is YouTube.

The impact of technology in our lives

Technology has been argued about over the last thirty years. Has technology really improved our lives or is it destroying our lives. Technology has gone from paper to digital, you can find information about what has happened today on the internet rather than traveling to your local newsstand, store, restaurant. Technology has actually improved our lives in ways that we can communicate with people faster. We can contact people through email, phone, text, social networking, etc.

Laptops, computers, smartphones, and other devices have made life simpler to do research and keep up with whats going on in the world. Instead of going to the library and searching for books for your research paper, you can get on your laptop or computer and look up information quickly. Paperback books have almost become obsolete because people rather have a digital book. that can save the spot that they were reading and don’t need worry about taking care of the book. The kindle has basically replaced the books because of its small and versatile design. People have taken advantage of technology have become lazy and feel that technology is necessary in their lives.

I have come to know people who cant live one day without their cellphone or social network or music. These people basically have no lives because they spend most of their time on their computers or phones. They have no idea whats going on around them unless it has something with Facebook ,twitter, instagram,etc. Technology has corrupted our young minds of today with video games videos. A small percentage of people today still use books and chat with people on occasions face to face and watch the news.

Technology has impacted everyone’s life from business, to media, to music to art and has destroyed lives through social networking and more.